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Joe Pesci is Forrest Fucking GumpParamount Pictures brings you Joe Pesci, in an Academy Award winner role...


    "Hi, my name is Forrest, Forrest Fucking Gump! My mom always said life is like a fuckin' box of chocolate, you never know what the fuck you gonna get."



Forrest talking to Jenny:

Forrest: Will you marry me, Jenny?

Jenny: You don't wanna marry me, Forrest.

Forrest: Wait a fuckin' second. I'd make a good husband, you bitch!

Jenny: You'd make a good husband, Forrest.

Forrest: But YOU... don't wanna marry ME?? (Jenny is speechless) What the fuck is your problem?? I mean, you come into my life on that fuckin' bus years ago, and YOU start talking to ME. We were like fuckin' peas and carrots, you stupid bitch. Then I go to Viet-fuckin'-nam, put my neck on the line for the country, I ruin a fuckin' good pair of shoes in "The Mall" in Washington to see you, I go to another country to play ping-fuckin'-pong against a whole bunch of slant eyes pricks and win. Meanwhile, you fuckin' stay here, traveling across this hell fuckin' hole, snorting anything that will fit in your fuckin' nose, fuckin' anyone or thing with a dick, then you finally come back and I fuckin' take you in, I give you a home, and now you're fuckin' sayin' that won't fuckin' marry me?? I'm not a tall man, ya know, but I know how to fuck, you crack whore you. Get the fuck outta here, you piece of shit!


Life will never be the same, once you've seen it through the eyes of Forrest Fucking Gump...


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