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Joe Pesci is Neo:

Trinity: Hello, Neo.

Neo: How the fuck do you know this name?

Trinity: I know a lot about you.

Neo: Who are you, fuckin' Nostradamus?

Trinity: My name is Trinity.

Neo: Yeah, and who gives a fuck?... (silence) ... What? You want something? Huh?! Oh yeah, I guess you're looking for some action, right bitch? With tight leather clothes like these, you look like one hell of a nasty broad. Get lost, I don't have any money for you, ok?

Trinity: What are you talking about?

Neo: I know you. You're that baby that fucked the IRS guys out, right?

Trinity: That was a long time ago.

Neo: Shit!

Trinity: What?

Neo: I thought you were prettier than this.

Trinity: Most guys do.

Neo: So, what the fuck do you want, huh?

Trinity: Right now, all I can tell you is that you're in danger. I brought you here to warn you.

Neo: Danger?? What the fuck are you talkin' about?

Trinity: They're watching you, Neo.

Neo: What?? Who is? Fuckin' Feds? CIA? Fuckin' bulls, anyway. Or is it the Batts' crew? Those fuckin' wiseguys.

Trinity: Please, just listen. I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing.

Neo: Are you a fuckin' cop, bitch?? Huh?? You have any wire? (searching all over her body)

Trinity: No, Neo, but it's the question that brought you here.

Neo: What fuckin' question?

Trinity: You know the question just as I did.

Neo: Shit! Alright, no more fuckin' games, ok? Spit the fuck out!! What the fuck are you talkin' about, huh!? Am I under arrest?

Trinity: No, Neo, it's the answer you've been looking for.

Neo: Yeah yeah... get the fuck outta here. You're busting my fuckin' balls, come on.

Trinity: The Matrix, Neo!!... The Matrix!

Neo: What is the fuckin' Matrix?

Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you and it will find you. (walks away)

Neo: Yeah, and if I find it first I'll crack his fuckin' head wide open, you dizzy motherfuckers.


No one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.


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