Joe Pesci [by Henancius Entertainment] Joe Pesci [by Henancius Entertainment]  




allright.wav (33 kb)
  I am all right, you ain't no right, you little fuckin' prick.

bandage.wav (44 kb)
  Hey Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head, you know that?

batts.wav (234 kb)
  (Vincent) Now, go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
(Pesci) Motherfuck', mutt, you... you fuckin' piece of shit!
(Vincent) Yeah, yeah, yeah... come on, come on, come on!
(Pesci) Henry, he bought his fuckin' button, that fake old tough guy! You bought your fuckin' button, you fake tough guy! You, you motherfuck! Fuck! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here, keep him here!

bigboy.wav (55 kb)
  Oh-oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did you say? Funny how?

bigdeal.wav (38 kb)
  All right, so he got shot in the foot. What is it, a big fuckin' deal?

christen.wav (51 kb)
  Hey, you wanna laugh? This prick last week asked me to christen his kid.

cofftogo.wav (35 kb)
  What the fuck are you looking at? Come on, make that coffee to go. Let's go.

crawl.wav (39 kb)
  Walk! Let him crawl there like he crawls for the fuckin' drink.

dizzy.wav (35 kb)
  Where you're goin'? Where you're goin'? You dizzy motherfucker you.

drink.wav (35 kb)
  Oh, give me a fuckin' drink. Move, you little prick.

dug.wav (80 kb)
  Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole, I don't give a fuck! What is it, the first hole I dug? First time I dug a hole, I'll dig a fuckin' hole. Well, where are the shovels?

favors.wav (80 kb)
  What the fuck I ask you for? I mean, I'm asking you for a favor. I do a lot of fuckin' favors for you. I'm trying to bang this fuckin' broad, so help me out!

fullfun.wav (582 kb)
  (Pesci) Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big guy, he knows what he said. What did you say? Funny how?
(Liotta) It's...
(Pesci) What?
(Liotta) Just... ya know, you're, you're funny.
(Pesci) What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
(Liotta) know how to tell the story, what?
(Pesci) No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
(Liotta) Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!
(Pesci) Ya motherfucker, I almost had him, I almost had him! Ya stutterin' prick ya! Frankie, was he shakin'?

jewgirl.wav (52 kb)
  You fuckin' believe that? In this day and age. What da' fuck is this world comin' to?

joke.wav (47 kb)
  What the fuck are you doin'? It's a joke, a joke! Put the fuckin' pot there, you ain't take the coffee.

keephere.wav (31 kb)
  You motherfuck'! Fuck, keep that motherfucker here.

knewit.wav (60 kb)
  (Liotta) I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
(Pesci) You knew what? You see what? What the fuck is wrong with that?
(Liotta) When is this?
(Pesci) Tomorrow night.

late.wav (33 kb)
  You're always fuckin' late. You'll be late for your own fuckin' funeral.

mirage.wav (79 kb)
  What am I, a mirage? What? Where's my fuckin' drink? I asked you for a drink... I just asked you for a fuckin' drink.

mumbling.wav (35 kb)
  You know you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck, you know that?

nicegirl.wav (147 kb)
  (Mom) Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?
(Pesci) I get a nice one almost every night, mom.
(Mom) Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you could settle down!
(Pesci) I settle down almost every night but then in the morning I'm free! I love you, I wanna be with... I wanna be with you.
(De Niro) Why don't you settle down?

noshines.wav (62 kb)
  I said no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell'ya. I don't shine shoes anymore.

rat.wav (73 kb)
  (Pesci) You got a problem with what I did, Anthony?
(Anthony) No... hey, no...
(Pesci) Fuckin' rat anyway. His whole family's all rats! He'd grow up to be a rat!

shut.wav (21 kb)
  I thought he'd never shut the fuck up!

strongbx.wav (44 kb)
  Where's the strong box, you fuckin' varmint you?... Dizzy.

tata.wav (53 kb)
  (Spider) I tough-I thought-I'm...
(Pesci) I thought-I tought! You've been doin' this all fuckin' night to me, you motherfucker!

tellyou.wav (130 kb)
  'Ah... so what you gonna tell us, tough guy?'. I said 'my usual, zero, nothing! Why tell you? What da fuck!'. He said 'no, you gonna tell me something today, tough guy'. I said 'all right, I'll tell ya something: go fuck your mother!'.

tellyou2.wav (97 kb)
  'What you wanna tell me now, tough guy?'. I said 'ming! What you doin' here? I thought I told ya to go fuck your mother!' Ha-ha-ha!!!... I thought he was gonna shit!

thisprik.wav (15 kb)
  You believe this prick?!

vulture.wav (88 kb)
  What the fuck is with you? He's hanging... I thought I was gettin' pinched already. He's hanging on my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger. What you want?

waiter.wav (75 kb)
  What the fuck are you looking at? You fuckin'... you fuckin' moron! You don't wanna bring me the check, do you?

warm.wav (37 kb)
  Get the fuck outta' here. What fuckin' warm it up, get outta' here!

wing.wav (66 kb)
  (De Niro) Hey, here's a leg.
(Pesci) Here's a wing! What do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry?

yahoo.wav (158 kb)
  Oklahoma Kid. That's me, I'm the Oklahoma Kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance... dance! Yahoo, you motherfucker!

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