SoundsImagesCast and CrewInfoTriviaPrequelFeedback

adios.wav (28 kb)
  Carlito: Adios, counselor.

adiosprimo.wav (17 kb)
  Carlito: Adios, primo.

back.wav (213 kb)
  Pachanga: Carlito!...
Carlito: So, here's me back on the street. Third Sunday in August. Old Timer's Day in the barrio.
Pachanga: When did you get out, papi?
Carlito: Nothing left. Like them old cowboy movies. Only instead of tumbleweed and cow dung, we got stripped car wrecks and dog shit.

barrio.wav (24 kb)
  Carlito: Mi barrio ya no existe.

bastard.wav (75 kb)
  Carlito: No! Bullshit. I was already a mean little bastard while my mother was alive, and I know it!

bbbronx.wav (40 kb)
  Carlito: Benny Blanco from the Bronx.

beapriest.wav (32 kb)
  Carlito: I'm studying to be a priest.

bedroom.wav (102 kb)
  Dave: People are eating!
Louie: Take it easy, Dave!
Dave: Na, you take it easy. You got any manners?! You wanna fuck her, fuck her like a normal human being, take her to the bedroom!

benny.wav (79 kb)
  Benny: Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco from the Bronx!

bigones.wav (73 kb)
  Carlito: So, the kid is walking in there with thirty big ones and the legend: me. I'm walking right in with him.

bigtime.wav (61 kb)
  Carlito: You think you're big time??... You gonna fuckin' die big time!

bigtimefull.wav (565 kb)
  Carlito: I'm reloaded. Ok? Come on in here, you motherfuckers! Come on, I'm waiting for you... What, you ain't comin' in?? Ok, I'm comin' out!... Oh, you're up against it now, motherfuckers. I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out!... You think you're big time??... You gonna fuckin' die big time!... You ready??... Here come the pain!!

bodyguide.wav (112 kb)
  Walberto: Yeah, mira, Rolando wants to talk to you.
Pachanga: Mira, Carlito, I gotta get back to the game. But papi, if you need anything, bodyguard, you call me, ok? You call me.
Carlito: Pachanga, good to see you.
Pachanga: You take care.

callme.wav (82 kb)
  Pachanga: Carlito, man. Mira, I heard about that shit with your cousin, man. Mira, why didn't you call me so I could watch your ass, huh?
Carlito: But that happened a month ago.

cmonpapi.wav (66 kb)
  Pachanga: C'mon papi man, it ain't that fair, down the block, man! C'mon, it'll be like the old days, papi, will be fun, be fun!

code.wav (144 kb)
  Dave: Fuck you and your self-righteous code of the goddamn street. Did it pull you out of a thirty year stint in 5 years? Did it? No, it didn't, I did. Did it get you acquitted four fuckin' times? No, it didn't, I did, so fuck you, fuck the street, your whole goddamn world is this big, and there's only one rule, you save your own ass!

cousin.wav (59 kb)
  Walberto: Who is that? New backup man?
Carlito: He's my little cousin. I gotta visit my aunt later.

cured.wav (291 kb)
  Carlito: But my time in the Sterling Correctional facilities of Greenhaven and Sing Sing has not been in vain, I've been cured, born again, like the Watergaters. I know you heard this wrap before, your honor, I mean it. This the truth. I've changed, I've changed. And it didn't take no thirty years like your honor thought but only five!

daputa.wav (84 kb)
  Carlito: Ele és mi hermano.
Saso: Tu hermano? Ese hijo de puta que por un dolar és capaz de matar a la madre!
Carlito: Most people will.

deathval.wav (351 kb)
  Pachanga: Carlito, man. Death Valley out here, man. Mira, you know me, I take to the street with any of these motherfuckers, man. But these new kids nowadays, man, they got no respect for human life! They shotgun you, man, just to see you fly up in the air, muchacho. You're better off in jail.

dumbmove.wav (129 kb)
  Pachanga: Oh yeah, Benny... qué pasó?
Carlito: Take him in the alley!... Dumb move, man. Dumb move. But it's like them old reflexes coming back.

even.wav (123 kb)
  Carlito: One more thing... we're even.
Dave: Let's get a drink.
Carlito: Say it!! We're even!

favor.wav (29 kb)
  Carlito: Favor gonna kill you faster than a bullet.

fkbenny.wav (96 kb)
  Steffie: Carlito, what should I do?
Carlito: No problem, Steffie. Steffie is with Dave now.
Rudy: But Benny said...
Carlito: Fuck Benny!

freelast.wav (186 kb)
  Carlito: I am free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I am free at last!

friends.wav (37 kb)
  Carlito: Never give up your friends, Dave. No matter what.

getin.wav (45 kb)
  Gail: If you can't get in, you don't get in...

goinon.wav (259 kb)
  Carlito: I'll kill you, motherfucker. I'll push you in the fuckin' river!
Pachanga: What the fuck is goin' on, Carlito?
Lalin: It's naa, no, wait a minute, wait a fuckin' second! Wait a fuckin'...
Pachanga: You're a fuckin' chivo, man?? You're fuckin' rat??... Let me fuckin' kill him, man!... Let me do it, Carlito, man!
Lalin: Let him fuckin' kill me! Fuck you! Kill me, you motherfucker, look what I got, look what I got! I mean, look at me!

gonnado.wav (163 kb)
  Gail: Are you gonna... bust the chain?
Carlito: Uuh...
Gail: Chase me around the apartment... get me naked... take me on the floor.

harlem.wav (207 kb)
  Pachanga: Mira que I don't even go up to the black Harlem no more, man. They're fuckin' crazy up there. Remember Victor?
Carlito: Victor, with the beard...
Pachanga: Victor got shotgunned to death right in front of the High, man. Right in front of fuckin' Patrick Henry High. Y Lalin, you know Lalin.
Carlito: Lalin Miasso, what happened to him?
Pachanga: Lalin is doin' thirty years in Attica, man, thirty years!

heard.wav (97 kb)
  Quisqueya: Oh, Carlito! I heard you man. You used to run smack with Rolando, right...

hegotout.wav (40 kb)
  Pachanga: Well, I guess he got out, you know!

iknowyou.wav (129 kb)
  Carlito: Hey, I know you, lady.
Gail: Hey, buzz off.
Carlito: Yeah, sure! You used to go out with that guy, what's his name? That ah, good looking guy... Oh yeah, yeah, Carlito Brigante, that's right.

improved.wav (76 kb)
  Carlito: Gail's gonna be a good mom. New improved Carlito Brigante.

jew.wav (147 kb)
  Tony T.: I never liked you, Kleinfeld. Not cause you're a jew, huh! I know plenty of jews. It's because you're a lyin' piece of shit, and I give you a million bucks to make a simple payoff and nothing happens.

jugar.wav (67 kb)
  Dominican: Quer jugar?
Carlito: Na, I'll watch.
Dominican: We're playin' eight ball.
Carlito: Good game, yeah...

jpmorgan.wav (131 kb)
  Benny: You know who this man is? This man here is the fuckin' JP Morgan of the smack business, I'm telling you.

justdie.wav (77 kb)
  Carlito: Now, if I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die, just like that.

lalihere.wav (121 kb)
  Pachanga: Hey, Carlito.
Carlito: Yeah.
Pachanga: Lalin is here... in the office.
Carlito: Lalin?
Pachanga: Yeah, you wanna see him?
Carlito: You told me he was doin' thirty years!
Pachanga: Well, I guess he got out, you know.

lalin.wav (224 kb)
  Lalin: I mean, look at me! You got everything, man. I mean... come on! Look what I got to... fuckin' go around with... fuckin' diapers, man. I got fuckin' diapers! I shit in my pants every day, I can't walk, I can't hump... you know! Go ahead and kill me, you cocksucker!

laydown.wav (130 kb)
  Carlito: Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down.

legend.wav (70 kb)
  Carlito: They ain't gonna know me.
Guajiro: You?! You're a fuckin' legend, man! Come on...

lime.wav (86 kb)
  Tony T.: The guys, the guns, the lime pit is already dug, you understand what I'm sayin'? And from in here, just one button I push.

liver.wav (71 kb)
  Carlito: Right, motherfucker?
Saso: I swear...
Carlito: Where's my money?
Saso: I don't know!
Carlito: I cut your fuckin' liver out!
Saso: Okay, okay...

losiento.wav (109 kb)
  Quisqueya: Ah-ah... Lo siento, Carlito. Hermanos, take care of Carlito, we gotta do some business.

loveme.wav (138 kb)
  Carlito: I just don't know what to say.
Dave: Say you love me.
Carlito: I love you. If you was a broad, I'd marry you!
Date: I bet you would!

married.wav (205 kb)
  Pachanga: Papi, como está? Great man,... como está, mami!...
Carlito: Pachanga!
Pachanga: Carlito, man, where the hell you've been? Mira, you know somebody tried to kill Kleinfeld?
Carlito: Yeah, I heard about it. Listen, me and Gail are goin' out of town for a couple of days.
Pachanga: Ah, you gonna get married!...
Carlito: Listen, listen to me!

memberme.wav (106 kb)
  Benny: I don't know, maybe it's a mis-fuckin'- understandin' here, I don't know, man, maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny Blanco...
Carlito: Maybe I don't give a shit. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either.

myhands.wav (117 kb)
  Tony T.: You look at my hands, huh! Now, you make me raise my voice and I'll snap your neck like a breadstick. You fuckin' phony, what do you take me for?

nohardfeel.wav (127 kb)
  Pachanga: Hey, no hard feelings, Carlito. But I gotta think about my future too. You know it be's that way sometimes, papi. Come on, let's go.
Benny: Na, you stay here.

noprison.wav (48 kb)
  Carlito: Yeah, but I ain't dealing. I ain't go back to prison, no matter what!

pain.wav (89 kb)
  Carlito: You ready?... Here come the pain!

pinto.wav (65 kb)
  Dave: You gonna rent Ford Pintos to tourists in Paradise.
Carlito: That's right, with a big smile on my face too.

problem.wav (138 kb)
  Rudy: Mr. Brigante, there's a problem with Mr. Kleinfeld.
Carlito: What kind of problem?
Rudy: He's in the bathroom fucking Steffie!
Pachanga: Ah-ha-ha!...
Carlito: So, what's the problem? Good for him!

punk.wav (221 kb)
  Carlito: Who the fuck are you I should remember you? Huh? What, you think you're like me? You ain't like me, motherfucker, you're a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who you've been with? Chain snatching, jive ass, maricon motherfuckers.

rentcars.wav (94 kb)
  Dave: You're gonna rent cars?
Carlito: That's right, I know a lot about cars. I've been stealing them since I was fourteen.
Dave: Ah-ha-ha!...
Carlito: Look at him laugh...

rentguys.wav (61 kb)
  Carlito: I'll tell you something, car rental guys don't get killed that much.

river.wav (131 kb)
  Tony T.: Don't you fuckin' lie to me, you scumbag! You lie to me again, I tell you what, you gonna end up in that river out there, huh! Now, you think about this when you go out, you take a look down. And imagine what's gonna feel like, huh!

rolando.wav (295 kb)
  Rolando: Carlito, let's speak the truth between us. You did five years and never once mentioned my name. I know that you could have given me up and made things easier for yourself. But you didn't. Muy bién hecho, good for you! But you see, uh, I got rich when you were inside. Maybe you think, uh, I owe you?

ron.wav (149 kb)
  Saso: Charlie, my friend, Charlie Brigante, how you doin'?!
Carlito: Hey, Saso!
Saso: No! No more Saso. Now everybody calls me Ron!
Carlito: Ron!
Saso: Ron from Reinaldo, ha-ha-ha!...

rudy.wav (95 kb)
  Saso: Rudy!
Rudy: Sí, diga me.
Saso: Donde está Steffie?
Rudy: Jo la vi por aí.
Saso: Vá-te a buscar la ya! ya!
Rudy: Muy bién...

saso.wav (169 kb)
  Carlito: Uuh, what's that smell?? Saso, man. That's Saso! Used to be Ron.

somefuck.wav (31 kb)
  Carlito: Some fuck told Norwalk I was dealing again.

tothemax.wav (190 kb)
  Benny: My name is Benny Blanco from the Bronx.
Carlito: You know me?
Benny: Yeah, I know you, man. You're Carlito Brigante, motherfucker to the max, that's who you are!
Carlito: Well, I don't know you. So, I don't owe you. Saso does. My place now, new rules. Everybody pays, ok?

toughguy.wav (67 kb)
  Carlito: Gimme your piece, Dave.
Dave: What?
Carlito: Gimme the fuckin' gun! Since when are you a tough guy?

tranquilo.wav (278 kb)
  Dominican: Como está?
Guajiro: Oye, Quisqueya, que pasa?
Quisqueya: Coño, Guajiro! Who's this?
Guajiro: Oh, this is my cousin, man. Primo mio, Carlito Brigante. You heard of Carlito, right?
Quisqueya: Oh, what you need him for?
Carlito: Tranquilo, tranquilo! Just come along for the ride, man.
Guajiro: Come on, Quisqueya man, you know Carlito. Right?
Carlito: See? I got nothing here.
Guajiro: Eh-eh!...

upyour.wav (102 kb)
  Carlito: Dave, you are gonna wave that thing at the wrong guy, he's gonna take it from you and bury it up your ass guaranteed. Now, give me the gun, come on.

wadado.wav (19 kb)
  Pachanga: What I do when they tell me that?

walberto.wav (179 kb)
  Pachanga: Walberto! Check it out, eso. Mira who's here.
Walberto: Mira eso, oye.
Carlito: Hey, Wally.
Walberto: Heavy-duty, heavy-duty...
Carlito: Good to see you...

watching.wav (57 kb)
  Carlito: The street is watching. She is watching all the time.

workahol.wav (96 kb)
  Steffie: Hey, Carlito, how come a good looking dude like you doesn't have a woman?
Carlito: Aah... I guess I'm a workaholic!

Home | Sounds | Images | Cast & Crew | Info | Trivia | Prequel | Feedback